Drummer Prints

"Can't you just whistle while you work?"

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

There were drastic cutbacks in the orchestra's budget.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Drum School/Sleep Clinic/Fire Alarm Testing Lab

'But enough of our golden oldies! Here's a new one we just wrote called 'Middled-Aged Hearing Loss!''

When Rock Bands Comply with Health and Safety Rules.

'Actually we were hoping for someone on drums.'

'In time with us, not as fast as you bloody can!'

Unskilled Musicians' Marching Band

Percussionist sitting with his cymbals, reading a book entitled 'Big Bang (theory)'.

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Tortoise: I've been fired from the Marching Band: I couldn't keep up...

'And whatever happened to 'as quiet as a mouse'?'

"What is it?? You're disturbing my drum practice. . . !"

"Who, me?"

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

"I can practice a different song."

"Now that's the blues."

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

'With Stu Fleming on bass, Vinny DeAngelo on drums, Kyle Zimmerman on lead guitar, and Kevin Phipps, our least gifted musician, on tambourine.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

The band.

Timpani.

'What are you going to be when you grow up. . . if the neighbours let you?'

Happy Eightieth Birthday

'How did you get him to stop banging on the drum?'

'This place hasn't been the same since violinist left.'

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Alternative drum playing method

Musician Chasing his Fleeing Drum

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

'We've been burgled, and they took your drum kit..... eventually.'

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'