Desk Artist Gifts

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

Handicap

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

The Pencil and Sharpener

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

Finger on the Z Key

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

Man with desk wrapped as a Christmas present.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

Friday 5.30pm.

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

While you were out...

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

I'll be back.

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Working Vacation.

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."