"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."
Desk Combat Artist Gifts
Looking for a gift for the desk combat artist in your life? Explore our collection of witty and inspiring products designed to energize any creative workspace. Perfect for artists, illustrators, and lovers of all things artistic, these items add personality and humor to your daily routine.
In basket-case.
"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."
Golfing Boss
A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'
Overworked in the office
Shake it all about sign on desk
The Great Pyramid of Paperwork
'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'
"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."
His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.
InOutYada Yada.
If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...
"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."
Tell Figgis I'm busy.
'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'
"Time to do it in!"
Friday 5.30pm.
Office zombie.
Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'
"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."
Working Vacation.
'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'
I'll be back.
"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"
"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."
'Prolonged sitting leads to death? What's up with that?'
While you were out...
'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'
Time Management Conultancy - Out, Out
Frustrated at the office.
"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."
'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'
'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'
Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about
Desk Combat Artist Gifts Collection
Desk Combat Artist Mugs
Discover our collection of desk combat artist mugs—ideal for sparking creativity and a bit of humor during those long working hours.
Desk Combat Artist Pillows
Find cozy pillows that celebrate the artistic struggle—great for any creators’ lounge or workspace.
Desk Combat Artist Prints
Brighten up their studio with prints that capture the spirited world of desk combat artists—add humor and inspiration to their wall art.
Desk Combat Artist T-Shirts
Explore our witty T-shirts designed for desk combat artists—perfect to wear your passion and humor in or out of the studio.