Desk Comic Gifts

A train station is where a train stops . . . this is a work station.

Laptop Dancing.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

Smoke and mirrors.

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

Jim Carrey,

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

Office Park

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

John Cleese.

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

"Did I miss a lot of work while I was out with the flu? No, I didn't miss it at all!"

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"In order to raise some working capital, the company has sold your souls to the devil"

In and Out Trays

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

"According to the latest research staff retention is more likely to be improved but improved conditions rather than chaining them to their desks."

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.