Desk Comic Pillows

A train station is where a train stops . . . this is a work station.

Laptop Dancing.

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

Smoke and mirrors.

"I was just finishing up some spring cleaning."

'I understand they specialize in acquisitions.'

'It's easy, Greg. Just get in touch with your inner regional sales manager.'

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'Natalie, would you please bring me the buzzword du jour?'

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

"I think I see a miscreant in the carpark. There's no time to call the police I must deal with it myself."

'You don't get a raise with this promotion, but you do get to call your work area a 'work station' instead of a 'cubicle.''

Office Park

'Im so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all.'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

In trays read: Bluff/Blink.

'Does this mean you won't be coming back on Monday?'

"When you promised me 'a set of wheels', I assumed a company car."

"You've been replaced by a new AI program, but we can keep you on until it's finished it's vacation."

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"Did I miss a lot of work while I was out with the flu? No, I didn't miss it at all!"

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

"In order to raise some working capital, the company has sold your souls to the devil"

In and Out Trays

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Frank was famous for his anti-inflammatory rhetoric.

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

"According to the latest research staff retention is more likely to be improved but improved conditions rather than chaining them to their desks."