Desk Artist Mugs

"Here's where you reassure me that this is work-related."

Handicap

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"It's made entirely out of rejected resumes."

Shake it all about sign on desk

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'ACE Heating and cooling' 'What's Hot' 'What Not'

"Memo to self - personalise new work-station."

Man in office on saddle: 'You heard right. I just got hired as a desk jockey.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

The Pencil and Sharpener

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

"It's a wonderful partner's desk-but we think they didn't get along."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Friday 5.30pm.

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."

IN, More IN (man working at desk)

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

I'll be back.

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

Businessman with novelty in and out baskets.

While you were out...

"You know what they say...'The desk makes the man.'"

'It's about your reports, Mittens. They're incomprehensible -- It's as if you walked across the keyboard, laid down and rolled over it a hundred times, then took a nap on it.'

Working Vacation.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

'That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire.'