Office Supply Artist Mugs

"I compose using post it notes!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Uh-oh. We better stop using the fax machine."

In and In Too Deep Desk Organizers.

"Does this desk make my job look big?"

Free Printer with Purchase of Ink

'It's not here for artistic value. It's here to discourage employee theft.'

'How could Homer write The Iliad and The Odyssey with a quill pen on parchment when I can't write a memo with a computer?'

"Get real Dad, those are LAST years colors!"

'I take from this flood of faxes that your son is in art class.'

'I must have that painting for my office.'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"I told you when you moved into Dr. Condee's office that his bookshelves were due to collapse any day."

'I don't like the painting either, but it is part of our corporate culture.'

"I don't care that you personalized your work area, but stop yelling 'Howdy, neighbor!' to everyone you see!"

'Oh, hi Tom... I'm just putting some personal touch to my office.'

'Why hide it. I do this for me.'

'Excess is the way I measure success.'

''Midnight in Paris' didn't work in the conference room. Let's try something more vibrant like 'Sunrise Over Wall Street.''

'Your new grade level rates an office, but the furniture comes assembly required.'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'I couldn't get away for a vacation so I brought the vacation to me.'

The fax machine had stopped and they did not know why.

In 5 Years...

'The only reason we're fighting the merger is we don't want to change the stationary.'

Sue decided that her own office 'Red Tape Challenge' wouldn't be a bad idea...

It's a Rubik's desk.

'It's my favorite Christmas gift - a wireless computer mouse that looks just like my old fountain pen!'

'I call it, 'Leading A Great Team is Fabulous'.'

'You know you're getting old when they ask for colored pencils instead of crayons.'

"Scratch and sniff ... it smells like mimeograph paper."

"Can your 3D printer makes a 2D printer that doesn't have a blinking red light?"