Desk Destroyer Pillows

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

Organization is not rocket science!

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Business cartoon about an incentive to complete the paperwork.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

Office zombie.

"Time to do it in!"

"We need a better piling system."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

Careerist

Frustrated at the office.

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'You won't need a desk since you'll be delegating everything.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

"Help, I'm being micro managed."

"I think she's having a Spontaneous Paperwork Induced Collapse."

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.