Desk Defector Pillows

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

"I thought that modern communications systems were meant to be more efficient...That they would cut down on waste and duplication."

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Timpson?

Office Park

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

I came in early to seize the day...but it seized me first.

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Friday 5.30pm.

'For the next hour, hold all calls. I'll be practicing tumbling. I have to learn to roll with the punches.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

I'll be back.

'It's true that money can't buy everything, Caldwell, but it's not healthy to dwell on it.'

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

While you were out...

"I'm sorry I'm away from my desk, but it's still in my thoughts."

"People whinge about the irrelevance and duplication of paperwork, but if the forms aren't filled out how are we supposed to know how many forms have been completed?"

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Outbox.

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

'Remember not to shirk the paperwork.'

Man in office fencing with pieces of paper flying about

Still Here

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"It's the new mobile office."

Man with Sword in Penholder

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"I'm an assistance dog."

Desk sale

'I am an unhappy employee.'