Desk-setup Defender Gifts

"So, desk: yay or nay?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Office Ergonomics.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Time to do it in!"

Office zombie.

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Outbox.

Spam.

Frustrated at the office.

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"