Desk-setup Defender Prints

"So, desk: yay or nay?"

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

In basket-case.

Overworked in the office

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

The Great Pyramid of Paperwork

Desk Boxes: 'In', 'Out', 'Could Go Either Way'.

A woman wearing a skin sitting behind a desk with a nameplate that reads "Sheena, Queen of the corporate jungle."

"Miss Ross, get me a motivational speaker."

"I really start dragon around 3 o'clock."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

Office Ergonomics.

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

"Hack back with all you've got!"

If I had sleeves, I'd roll them up...

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"I know, but all promises are off when Daddy's writing his grant proposals."

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

In/Out/How did this end up on my desk?

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"Time to do it in!"

Office zombie.

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Frustrated at the office.

Spam.

"Is there any way we can skip right to adulthood and start being in charge?"

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"