Desk Duffer Pillows

'Fore!'

The quintessential lazy office golfer

A Golfers In and Out Tray

A disgruntled employee chain-sawes hois boss's desk in two.Boss says:'Alright Smith, I'll stop referring to the employees as 'oopsy daisies'.'

Golfing Bishop.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'Sure, sure - I'm having a great vacation.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"I'm surprised, Caswell. I thought you were a happy camper."

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

'Sleep on your face again, Phil?'

"Damn! I keep waking up in the middle of the day."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

Jurassic Country Club.

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

'Sure, sure... I'm having a great vacation.'

"I see it's payday again Perkins!"

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

IN, OUT, NOT WORTH THE EFFORT

Sleepwalking Golfer

Desk Request

Employee asleep with his head in the 'out' box.

Exec Has His Whole Life At His Desk

He was forced to take early retirement.

'This has been his most productive day ever. I almost hate to wake him.'

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

"It's not a nap if I'm sitting at my desk."

'He was right at his desk a moment ago.'

And on the Seventh Day...

'Cheer up, Mr. Laping. It's only until the fishing season is over.'

Sitting In

"Some people say I'm a dreamer. Some say I fall asleep at my desk."

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

"This is a business, Harris, no place for magical thinking."