Dedicated Duffer Pillows

"Just nine holes Frank if you don't mind. . . I broke my arm yesterday!"

Golfing Bishop.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

"I'd rather be at the office."

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

Jurassic Country Club.

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

Dun Decking

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

And on the Seventh Day...

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

Sania Mirza

Things get heated at the outing.

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'I learned a new word today!'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

"I'd like to welcome you all to the procrastinators club. I move we defer the reading of the minutes of the last meeting until our next meeting...which has been postponed!"

The quintessential lazy office golfer

'Use the four wood!'

Golfing Gods.

'You've made me rich. Would you help me break par?'

'When I come home from a hard day at the office I expect a little more than that for dinner!'

'Glad you're back, Jenkins, and making yourself useful.'

Golfer's Leap

'When you said this course was untouched by time, you weren't kidding.'

'Fore!'

Golfing with God: I shot at 85 today. Hey, I shot an 18