Royal Duffer Gifts

King goes golfing.

Golfing Bishop.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Jurassic Country Club.

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Sleepwalking Golfer

Football Royalty

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

And on the Seventh Day...

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

'I'm looking for a kingdom that is a fixer-upper.'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

The King Can Do No Wrong

"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

Things get heated at the outing.

'TWO crowns? - I'd say you definitely have delusions of grandeur.'

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'

Dog looks in mirror and thinks: 'I'm Anastasia'

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

Swimming with dauphins

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

A Golfers In and Out Tray

Casle with smaller castle outside for the dog.

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

'I learned a new word today!'

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."