Royal Duffer Pillows

Golfing Bishop.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'The water hazard holds little fear for Jesus.'

Jurassic Country Club.

Sleepwalking Golfer

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Pharaoh on the toilet.

"Consult the people by all means, Your Majesty, but I don't think a referendum is a good idea."

Football Royalty

"A man can't fully enjoy golf until he has a family of his own to avoid."

"You are perfectly healthy, your Highness."

And on the Seventh Day...

CEO practices his golf in the office.

'I'm looking for a kingdom that is a fixer-upper.'

'What'd ya' think the Pope was gonna do in retirement?'

The King Can Do No Wrong

"Nowadays, they have to share the expense of owning a castle."

'Hey! I didn't ask to be king - I had it thrust upon me!'

'Mother's visiting next week, so I'd like you to lock up all the dissidents.'

'TWO crowns? - I'd say you definitely have delusions of grandeur.'

Things get heated at the outing.

'I'm pretty sure I never said I wanted a 'Bouncy' castle.'

'Ooops... blimey, tough course this.'

Dog looks in mirror and thinks: 'I'm Anastasia'

A Golfers In and Out Tray

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'

'I learned a new word today!'

"...and then there's the small matter of that ball you planted on the fourth green."

'Well, you DID know this job was dangerous when you took it.'

Casle with smaller castle outside for the dog.

Swimming with dauphins

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."