Daily Distraction Defier Pillows

Guru.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

To do before Saturday...

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'Eric! Look for his pressure point! He's got to have a pressure point somewhere!'

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"No sense of smell, ears plugged and eyes fixed on their phones. I'm telling you, if I weren't domesticated I'd be all over that."

"I'm just saying, if you had to turn off the TV, would you still remember how?"

"I tried working at home, but my wife didn't like me performing colonoscopies in the dining room."

"I am in the moment - just not the moment you're in."

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Are you calling 911?!

"Don't forget to empty the dish washer."

Social media is stealing your atten...

"Classical guitar hero"

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

A man is crushed by his sculpture of a hand.

"Stay away from the piranha tank."

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

"Hang on...I think you're losing me."

'Can't you take out the trash, Mom? ? I'm busy deleting junk e-mail.'

This P.C. has been porn free for 23 days

"You need to get out here – we just had another texting-while-walking mishap."

"My husband fell into the bear enclosure! I threw my phone down there. I think it bought him some time."

"Can I call you back? I'm shopping."

"I bet the decline in the U.S. birth rate is thanks to Wordle."