Digital Fatigue Fighter Pillows

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Free Internet Access

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Computer Time Bomb.

"Om, Ah, Om, Sajra, Guru, Padma, Onions, Peppers, Cheese, Wine, Pasta, Milk, Loo Roll..."

Patience Tested While You Wait.

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Self Checkout

Tired Guys

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

conversing using table tennis technology

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

Speeding in a video game

"Classical guitar hero"

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'Wow, I really feel better already!'

"You know very well what subscription forms."

"You just finish the drop-off, I'll handle the press."

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"