Digital Fatigue Fighter Gifts

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Stresses Can Have a Motivating Effect...If They Don't Kill You!

"Wow - you say you're a workaholic, but your office says it's time for your vacation!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

Free Internet Access

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Computer Time Bomb.

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Tired Guys

Cyber-Cise: 'Let's start with 3 sets of 8 reps of uploading, rest and repeat for downloading.'

"Classical guitar hero"

'Virtual golf, save pounds'.

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Speeding in a video game

Struggling with unwilling computers.

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

'Doesn't it seem ironic to you that your avitar is a fierce soldier and you live in your parent's basement?' - 'I think of it as being entrenched in an underground bunker.'

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

"Look, kid, I admire your spunk, but maybe give it a rest? We've got all the time in the world."

'Wow, I really feel better already!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

"You know very well what subscription forms."

"You just finish the drop-off, I'll handle the press."

"Do not interfere, Helen. This is between me and my avatar!"

'Welcome to the Customer Disservice line.'