Digital Frustration Fighter Gifts

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

Free Internet Access

'Technology hates me.'

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"Sorry about the expletive."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'Wow, I really feel better already!'

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'