Digital Frustration Fighter Gifts

Pounding speeds up the computer.

"iTunes never remembers my username and password. Such a power move."

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Tangled Earphones Support Group.

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

'I accidentally hacked into Mom's microwave oven.'

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

"After giving them the runaround for five minutes, pass them on to anger management."

'Technology hates me.'

Free Internet Access

'Will this job requirer me to look up from my phone?'

Patience Tested While You Wait.

Self Checkout

"Yes, I know what's going on in the world. That's still no excuse for my Internet being down all day."

Anger Management - Now Treating Fuel Price Rage.

Diving Judge: Sorry, I Was Looking At My Phone.

Are you calling 911?!

"I am doing my homework, but it's hard not to get distracted in this click-bait media environment."

Struggling with unwilling computers.

"Sorry about the expletive."

'I'm busy flinging birds at pigs, go away.'

'Not another powerpoint sermon!'

Facebook - You have 17 requests to get on with your work.

"Have you tried doing the thing you just told me you tried?"

"Are you still waiting for that site to load?"

'What's this bank charge of £35?'

'I am so very frustrated! It's hard for you to understand, but you don't know the golf course.'

'I know where I am - where the hell is my ball!'

"If you are angry at being kept on hold, press 1, if you are furious press 2, if you are apoplectic with rage ..."

'The doctor will see you shortly. He has a few hundred email jokes he has to forward.'

Meet Santa. I've been working for weeks on the list of presents I want. I've got my Christmas present list and an invitation for Santa to attend my birthday party next year -- I know it's a long shot but I figured it couldn’t hurt to try. He just wants to know if you've been naughty or nice ... You didn't have to bring your whole resume. "Naughty or nice"? Does he mean your private life or your public persona? Yeah, it's all so confusing! Is sharing music files naughty or nice?