Dartboard Duelists Gifts

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Honour Being Served 'Apps at Dawn'.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."

Wild West Text Showdown

"We could have a shoot-out, then brunch."

Sawrd Fighting

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

Businessman fences with three others.

Dart player with long darts. 'Look, rules are meant to be broken, aren't they?'

"What?! You didn't say nuthin' about this bein' a yo' mam joke battle!"

Duel in the snow with snow shovels.

Nobody Comes Between Nancy & Her Mondrian

"At the last minute, his personal physician always intervenes."

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

Next time I get to choose the weapon first.

'That stranger's tellin' the truth, sheriff. Ol' Buford here done went into his windup first.'

Two men taking part in a duel are too close to a cliff

"Try taking up something you can do together… like fencing."

"Can I borrow this or are you going somewhere?"

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

The New Greek Crisis

Dodge Ball City.

'Well, well, well. . . Bucky Hutchins, the so-called fastest pillow fighter in the west. . .'

"Why? Because he said I was insensitive, that's why!"

"Next time, I get to choose the weapon first."

Peace Fighting

"You're getting better."