Dartboard Champions Gifts

'You don't have to worry, they're not poisoned.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"And you've had this headache since you left the pub last night?"

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

Sporting maladies.

Professional Forecasting Inc.

Sporting maladies.

'I don't think much of this topless darts bob'

"I don't get it. I only had a couple of beers in the pub last night, but I've got a splitting headache this morning."

'This is so much easier than getting volunteers.'

Nurse playing darts with syringes.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'You really have no idea what you're doing do you?'

'Wow! The earache I've had for three weeks is gone!'

"Don't worry. We've never hit a target since we've been in office."

'Not everyone can make it as a professional footballer!' 'I know dad, there are snooker and darts players...'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

'I'm afraid that I can't divulge my complicated professional methods.'

Lab tech tosses hypodermic needles at dartboard.

"I'm all for taking away the darts and giving him back his car keys."

Early Darts.

"So, where'd you learn acupuncture, Doc?"

Targeted opponent

Shock news! Bottle beer shares plummet, ever since Andy Fordham went to Fit Club!

When alcohol and gimmicky restaurants collide.

"Therapy dog? Who's getting the therapy here?"

Dart Training School - "The Right nutrition is vital. I want you on lager and chips until the competition."

Doesn't he seem really stiff?

"You can see why this is my favourite pub for darts!"

'When I said I liked the idea of touring the West Country for our honeymoon, you didn't say it was a tour for darts matches!'

'We can learn a lot about motivation for sports psychology.'

"There isn't a day goes by when I'm not thinking of you..."

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