Rivalry Ringleader Prints

'Publish or perish doesn't apply to coaching, Yomp - it's recruit, recruit, win, win, win!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

The Alpha Seltzer

"Eat my dust!"

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

'The grudge match.'

'I told you, if the LA branch steals our thunder, there is no more dialogue.'

"I'm afraid Dad did not leave us anything of value in his will, but his last wish is for us to continue the feud with the neighbour's cat...

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Bad news: the report says it's cheaper if cats make it...'

'You know my limits, don't you?'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'You know you're doing your job right when both coaches are mad at you.'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand.'

Ready to move when the other guy blinks.

Cat taunts dog at intersection.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Our competition is quite energetic.'

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Baseball Angels

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'