Reporting Renegade Gifts

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Ready for a run!

Music Freak.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Problem solving centre.

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Solar Storm Expected!

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

TV tie-in book signpost.

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

Pirate Radio

Joe Franklin

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

'It's your wife on camera 3 again!'

Shouting.