Reporting Renegade Prints

"You know how to whistle, don't you? Just pick up the phone and call the S.E.C."

Cluster Catastrophe

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

"OK, ready to go again?"

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

Ready for a run!

"Let's change table stakes to vacation days."

Music Freak.

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

'Mr Evans, I think we'd better reconsider our no-smoking policy.'

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

Problem solving centre.

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

'Say, Doc, I'll need more of that steroid stuff for old King. He's still kind of peaked. Must need some heavy doses."

Solar Storm Expected!

"Why always a book report? Why not ever a TV show report?"

'The cows are out and are not expected back.'

"It's been redacted for security reasons."

"Well, I liked it until I read the reviews."

Confession. Terrible confession. My favorite kind. By day, I work at this caf

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

It's 10pm. Same time it was last night at this time.

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

TV tie-in book signpost.

The Mysterious World of Ligand Substitution.

I pretty much work from home these days. "Lol the Clown."

In-tray and out-tray with 'Same Old'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

Pirate Radio

Joe Franklin

'This new guy is getting on my nerves.'