Workspace Renegade Mugs

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

“Someone is not muted. I'm still hearing ambient noise. Please mute your device.”

A holiday at home

Tractor Racing

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Paint/Paint Remover, Glue/Glue Remover...

"Give him his food."

'Apart from his awful workmanship, my hubby's handy work is fine.'

"I'll never understand wallpaper."

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

Organized chaos.

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Music Freak.

"Let me give you the Heimlich. That always gets the waiter's attention."

"And today Jess will only be joining us via audio."

Working at Home Half Day

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'We could either give you a $50,000 home improvement loan, or $2,000 to just blow your house up.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Housekeeping - No. VI

"If it please Your Honor, may I redo the bench?"

"When you are done exercising your finger, the cat would like to talk to you!"

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."

How did people work before computers? They grew food, made clothing and built stuff. Now all that is done outside the country. Not true. What about

Exams

Problem solving centre.

DIY store.

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"I haven't seen you look at your me-phone for five whole minutes. What gives?"

Complaints (just kidding).

'Just use some extra strength spackle.'