Rubber Band Renegade Pillows

Different types of band.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

Rock Climber

Queen of Upcycling!

The dumpster code - find something, leave something.

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

Music Freak.

The Bland Leading the Bland

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

A man without a chicken on his head!

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"No, I did NOT get the memo about "Casual Fridays." Had I known I would have worn flats."

'Looks like Ed Miliband's attempt to stop the race failed.'

'Well excuse me Mr. watch me pound on a hollow log!! I just thought our sound could use a change!!'

'I play it to kill time.'

Solar Storm Expected!

Leonardo Meets the I.R.S.

Learn-to-dance pants.

"This isn't going to work - I'm rock n'roll and you're waltz time!"

'Who called for a trouble shooter?'

Model Village

"...He's been going to work in a wheelie bin. He says its quicker, cleaner and less cramped"

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

'I think my work here is done.'

'Y.C.M.A.? Looks like we got dyslexic disco dancers in the house.'

Race car driver sees Pit crew member holding sign: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'O.K., I admit I'm impressed by your handbrake skills but does reverse gear work?'

Pirate Radio

Joe Franklin

'I'm beginning to wish I hadn't made him with those little rollerblades.'