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Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

Musical genres

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

'Watch your step, counselor; I can go from zero to bitch in 3.2 seconds.'

"Why do humming birds hum? Because they don't know the lyrics."

The Music Lover.

'This is the 'I Fell Behind On My Credit Card Payments, So They Took My Guitar Away Blues'. I'll be performing it a cappella.'

'Moon, June...'

Musician

Psychotic mood swing.

Bipolar bear.

Sergei Prokofiev.

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

'I think it's only fair to warn you that I am sometimes subject to mood swings, you INSENSITIVE JERK!!!'

Bipolar Bear.

Grump Horse and Rider

Bull and bear in boxing ring.

A political ballad-singer c. 1730

"Is everything okay, dear? You're smiling!"

How's your mood this week, Al? I'm happy as a clam, doctor. Great. Let me ask you something: The last time you saw a clam, how happy did he appear to be?

"Before I go in, just what did Billy Joe McCaluster throw off the Talihatchie bridge?"

'What the hell is she so happy about?'

"That's great but can you play the computer?"

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Pissed-off hour.

So typical. Hurry up and wait.

Teenager sitting at desk with in/out tray which read:'I want' and 'Not fair'

'Manic depression therapy clinic.'

"If you're going to sing, get some lessons...you're flat."

'Patient wise, what I lose on the emotional rollercoasters I make up on the mood swings.'