Moral Maven Gifts

'No, sorry, money is the root of all evil!'

Muscles

"I keep on getting these feelings of love, peace and empathy..."

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"Arthur, I need my space."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'Yeah, year, I get the moral of the story, but what are the legal ramifications?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

'We're able to cut back on legal fees by being more ethical.'

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

'All he wants is sex, sex, sex!'

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'You're docile enough alright, but I don't like how you grind your teeth while you sleep!'

"You bet I'm stressed, I can't stop imagining there's a poacher hiding behind every bush..."

Post-psychoanalysis

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'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'

"I'll kill you if you crack your knuckles again."

'Our marriage has been so successful because we are open to each others' points of view, and we always think for ourselves... isn't that right, honey?'

'Do you mind if I take the rest of the session to get your input on investor psychology?'

"The real question is do you really need a cracker?"

Mass Confucian

"You've got to want to connect the dots, Mr. Michaelson."

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."

strong man bends an iron bar