Mountain Maven Prints

Ski lift mobile

Library section 'Mountain climbing' with lady climbing up to it.

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Tour guide: 'And there's where we'll be setting up camp folks. Just at the base of that foothill.'

'That's right, clear off as soon as the going gets tough!'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Snow Shoes Line

Echo Point - no yodeling.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

'We've won a free trip to the mountains.'

Skiers

Skiing

Nature Lovers

Muscles

'Yes, all at once!'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Like that?"

'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

So Far So Good

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Body Building Mishap

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Life is ghoul