Golf Rules Maven Gifts

"I've never seen a gimme taken on a fareway before."

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Muscles

Instructional guide to scribbling

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

'Gesundheit.'

Ski lift mobile

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

Nature Lovers

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

The sunglasses.

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Arthur, I need my space."

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Carbon Dating