Manners Maven Gifts

'Gesundheit.'

'Did you know in some cultures it's considered rude to lick your plate?'

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

'Remember when we had to go into a sound-proof telephone box to make a public phone call?'

Britishness Test - Queue Here.

Trapped in a how-are-you vortex

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

Courtesy Wave

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

'You don't have to say hello every time we pass.'

'Don't stare at his icing.'

'Pick up your feet when you walk.'

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

'Dammit - I forgot to tip the waiter.'

'Do you always have to gulp your food down in one go, George? It's so uncivilised!'

'Don't you mean, Help please.'

'It isn't polite to point.'

'I may not look it but I'm actually older than I look!'

Omnibus crashing into a cab but both drivers being very polite

'Hi, it's me. I'm on the training course.'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

Lady refuses to spit in dentist's office.

'Don't worry about it. To stare is human, to forgive bovine.'

'Really! I hate when they do that and you're this far away from the door.'

'Thank you for not giving up your seat to me. Standing is good for the cardiovascular system, which is why women outlive men.'

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"To save everyone from suffering in polite restraint, I shall eat the last slice."

Midwest Nice . . . Truth

"Gesundheit!"

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

"China Ministry of State Security Royal Infiltration Training Unit"

"I got kicked out for cutting in line. Now I'll never find out what it's for."

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

On the Ice.