Manners Maven Prints

'Gesundheit.'

'Did you know in some cultures it's considered rude to lick your plate?'

'We don't help ladies across the street anymore. Can't afford the liability insurance.'

'Remember when we had to go into a sound-proof telephone box to make a public phone call?'

Britishness Test - Queue Here.

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

Trapped in a how-are-you vortex

Courtesy Wave

'After you' said Miss Manners. 'Oh you first' insisted Mrs Etiquette.

"I'm looking for a book called 'The Decline in Manners' by A. S. Thorpe."

'It isn't polite to point.'

'Pick up your feet when you walk.'

'Don't stare at his icing.'

'You don't have to say hello every time we pass.'

Impasse in the corridor of the National Society of Common Courtesy.

'Don't you mean, Help please.'

'A young lady does not say 'Caw Caw', a young lady says, 'Hello, I'm a crow of quality'.'

'Do you always have to gulp your food down in one go, George? It's so uncivilised!'

'Dammit - I forgot to tip the waiter.'

A guy steals popcorn from the man sitting next to him.

'I may not look it but I'm actually older than I look!'

'They must have really listened to their mothers about chewing their food.'

"Ladies first. Actually, it's safety first. But ladies are definitely a close second."

'Really! I hate when they do that and you're this far away from the door.'

'Why don't I go brush my teeth.'

Lady refuses to spit in dentist's office.

Omnibus crashing into a cab but both drivers being very polite

"I'm not annoying you, am I?"

'Don't worry about it. To stare is human, to forgive bovine.'

'Hi, it's me. I'm on the training course.'

'Thank you for not giving up your seat to me. Standing is good for the cardiovascular system, which is why women outlive men.'

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"Gesundheit!"

". . . and wipe your feet before you go inside."

On the Ice.