Menu Mavens Gifts

"Would you like to look at the menu sir?"

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

I'd like to take this menu and shove it where the sun don't shine. But I'll settle for the omelette & hash browns...

"This is our soft opening."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

'...and one 'death by chocolate', Sir.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Man with a 'menu', woman with a 'womenu'.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Will you be ordering A La Carte, or heading straight over to the trough?"

The Cattle show Week.

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"Well, what's your recommendation?"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'I can't have you spending all of your money on fancy restaurants like this, Jeff.'

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'We'll skip that rubbish.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

'Could I just get one that's wine flavored?'

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"Veal or non-veal?"

"Take your time. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day."