Meals On Wheels Maven Gifts

Wordplay: Road Rage

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Textin’"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Direct Marketing...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Trade Show Sherpas

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'