Instant Meal Mavens Gifts

Heat, Serve, Chew and Swallow.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Muscles

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Body Building Mishap

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"I love strong coffee."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

"I've heard of instant Karma, but I didn't know there was a microwavable version."

Vet. Vet. Ironically, the pig has a pulled calf muscle and the cow has a strained hamstring.