Instant Meal Mavens T-Shirts

Heat, Serve, Chew and Swallow.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Muscles

'For a small extra charge, we can provide a specially-formulated digestive enzyme.'

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"If I had a restaurant, it would be called the Can and Microwave"

Body Building Mishap

Tonight, on the microwave channel... chicken pot pie!

"We'd like bruschetta, and we'd like it pronounced correctly."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

"Here's our everything's included meal kit. How do they stuff a cook and dishwasher in there?"

'Waiter, I don't remember ordering this gristle!'

"I'm leaving you for someone who does care what we have for dinner."

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

strong man bends an iron bar

"I love strong coffee."

"By the time I've read all the nutrition and ingredients information I've lost my appetite!"

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Hi, I'm Raoul...I shall be your talking point of the evening.'

'How do we bake such delicious large muffins that have only 20 calories? Easy, false advertising.'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

'What do you mean, you're not hungry? - Your mother spent two minutes cooking that in the microwave just for you!'

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'

When Mrs Murray said you should vary your diet I don't think she meant to just try all 16 flavours of POT NOODLES.