Vegetable Mavens Gifts

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Advocado

Queen of Quinoa

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

Runner Bean...

'He's all eyes!'

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

Free salad bar.

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Artichoking victim

Pickled beets.

Your life is in great danger...

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"They're extinct because they didn't eat their broccoli."

"It's not you. It's pea."