Vegetable Mavens Gifts

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Advocado

Queen of Quinoa

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Give quiche a chance!

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

'What did I say about finishing your vegetables, Billy?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"The pea's the first vegetable I've ever grown. Can you stuff and mount it for me please?"

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'He's all eyes!'

Runner Bean...

'Radford, go in for Bloom. ... Uh-uh-uh! Finish your vegetables first!'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Tree's Tree Nursery. Get this. Dad is selling those goofy upside-down tomato planters. What idiot would buy them? Thanks! I'll let you know how it works! My idiotic bio teacher.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"I think we can take you off the cabbage diet now"

"Jersey Tomatoes" vs. "Jersey toMAHtoes"

"I'm pleased to say our dishes all have too much kale."

Free salad bar.

I'm sorry, Miss. I can't involve the bouncer just to "teach somebody a lesson." Menu.

"In my previous life I was arugula."

Artichoking victim

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Pickled beets.

Your life is in great danger...

"It's not you. It's pea."