Idea Magician T-Shirts

"These are not your old ideas, these are my rebooted ideas!!"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Team Leader

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

Desert Island BBQ

"I can't believe he brought her."

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

Primitive magician

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Juggler and Illusionist

Magic Tricks

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

'This wasn't what I meant by viral marketing...but if you can get it to work.'

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'