Idea Magician Pillows

"These are not your old ideas, these are my rebooted ideas!!"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

'How fast can you hype?'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Team Leader

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'He's trying to put some magic into my recipes.'

Desert Island BBQ

Primitive magician

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"I can't believe he brought her."

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

Noreldo, The Mental Marvel, Reads The Mind Of His Cat, Ned:

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Help! I'm surrounded by idiots."

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"We made a miscalculation, but it's consistent with our over-all strategy."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."