Meme Mage T-Shirts

"Boy, these comments really sting."

Lynching on social media

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Moses separating his Laundry.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Weird things I do because of the internet

"OMG, LOL!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Moo Out Loud

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

"Tinnitus?"

Sistine Selfie

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

American Gothic Selfie

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

Dinosaur Group Think

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"Go on in—he's expecting you."