Meme T-Shirts

"This is the Internet wing."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

Moses separating his Laundry.

Moses on the web

Help! I'm ROFL and ICGU!

'Bert's dog training.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"You know, there are other emojis."

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"OMG, LOL!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Obsession with the Internet.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

The Modern Novel.

"I'll have you know that, '#dirtylitterbox' is trending on Twitter."

Mark Zuckerberg

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"That's the trouble with cute kittens - they attract a lot of traffic."

WTF?

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

"Ugh—someone in the group chat must have seen a squirrel."

Uncle Donnie

Oh, wait - Their king posted a declaration of war on your Facebook wall this morning.