Meme Mage Pillows

"Boy, these comments really sting."

Lynching on social media

Polly txt speak

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

"OMG, LOL!"

"What does it mean? Heck, I don't know! It's mystifying!"

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Moo Out Loud

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"Tinnitus?"

Sistine Selfie

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

American Gothic Selfie

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

Dinosaur Group Think

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'My upper body strength is fine but I'd been neglecting my legs.'

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

"Go on in—he's expecting you."