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Polly txt speak

Moses separating his Laundry.

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'So do you want me to minute that George is dying of boredom and Nigel will rip my head off if I don't stop boring him with my blather?'

Moo Out Loud

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Sistine Selfie

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"It drives me MAD when people act as though we've nothing to do except write moronic memorandum."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

"There is only one thing worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Lol. Winky face."

American Gothic Selfie

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

'Home haircuts for the family portrait.'

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough...

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

Hall of Fake Presidents

'Am I on your good Facebook friend list, or on your bad Facebook friend list?'

tbt

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Obama II

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

'I need you to cheer up the investors.'

'Maybe the first couple of times, but believe me, the 'Are you following my Tweets' is no longer funny.'