Miracle Meme Creator Pillows

Polly txt speak

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

American Gothic Selfie

tbt

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Hall of Fake Presidents

Can't Believe This Just Happened

Creation of Adam

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

#NoJunk

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

"I love binge watching streamed content."

'Once you're done photographing me, would you please turn the camera on yourself? I always post photos of my food online.'

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

Walking on Water

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

"No, as of yet, they are not on the internet!"

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.

"I just friended God!"

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."