Miracle Meme Creator Pillows

Jesus sends the demons into the herd of pigs who jump into the lake, thus performing the miracle of turning water into "swine".

Polly txt speak

Moses separating his Laundry.

"O Lord—why art thou such a drama queen?"

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

Sistine Selfie

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

American Gothic Selfie

tbt

Hall of Fake Presidents

"His name is Jonah. Are you sure you haven't seen him?"

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

Obama II

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Can't Believe This Just Happened

"I love binge watching streamed content."

"If it's any consolation, the video went viral."

'Once you're done photographing me, would you please turn the camera on yourself? I always post photos of my food online.'

Walking on Water

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Creation of Adam

#NoJunk

"Just wait until you read my tweets."

"Hibernation sounds old fashioned. Now we call it binge sleeping."

'...so then I said 'your camera is stealing my soul' and he said 'I'm so sorry - how can I possibly repay you?''

"Let's talk about my Right of Publicity after this photo."

He said his first words today --- "Side effects".

"I'd get back in there if I were you mate."

Sea of Galilee - Please Do Not Walk On The Water.