Miracle Humorist Pillows

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

Dont walk on the water

"We only got six days of funding."

"The water changes them back into babies. I think they call it the Fountain of Youth."

"Here we are."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Surgery up here is free!"

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

The Adventures of God

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

At the 2021 Religious Games

"All we have left is standing room only."

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

Radiator jazz player

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.