Miracle Humorist Pillows

"Gimme a break, guys, it's just until I get the hang of it."

"We only got six days of funding."

"Here we are."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"Surgery up here is free!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"All we have left is standing room only."

At the 2021 Religious Games

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

The Adventures of God

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'It's not for myself, you understand."

'Let's have some fun... give Eve extra memory.'

A surprise in heaven

'We've re-branded.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

Clown Cheering Up Patient.

"Some mid-life crisis that turned out to be."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

'The funny part is that the aerial was fine -- the TV set was just unplugged!'