Medical Meme Maker Pillows

"And how long have you been feeling this way, Mr. Crapola?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Providing Healthcare For All

Virtual Doctor

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Dog forced to return bone

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Sistine Selfie

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

American Gothic Selfie

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'Where does it hurt?'

Hall of Fake Presidents

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"First of all, where and what is a prostrate?"