Medical Meme Maker Pillows

"And how long have you been feeling this way, Mr. Crapola?"

Moses separating his Laundry.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Providing Healthcare For All

Virtual Doctor

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"I didn't say my dog ate my homework. I said Russian bots ate my homework."

Dog forced to return bone

"The only problem with living at the top of a mountain is the constant stream of people coming to ask stupid questions."

"So, let's catch a wellness wave!"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

World Cup Fever

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

Sistine Selfie

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"As soon as your dentist gets here, we'll begin."

Cardiologist Henry Weil like to add some levity before surgery by hiding a whoopee cushion on the operating table.

'I hate it when I have to talk on my phone.'

"Should we take pics of our feed for Instagram?"

'Don't worry about your heart - it will last you till the end of your days. . .!'

"My Twitter account isn't too interesting. It's mostly just a bunch of threats."

American Gothic Selfie

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

'Where does it hurt?'

'Tweet me when I'm flagged...hashtag 'drunk'.'

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

Obama II

Hall of Fake Presidents

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."