Medical System Meme Lover Pillows

'No - two weeks next Thursday with Doctor Barnes will be fine.'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

World Cup Fever

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"The operation was a success. Thank goodness for YouTube videos!"

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

'Hey, Lori! Take a look at Mr. Geckler's EKG!'

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"

"Good?"

Patient after an appendix operation

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"You'll be discharged quickly after surgery and placed in our mobile recovery unit: a taxi home."

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

Coma for twenty years

'You'll never live to regret it!'

"Thanks for reminding me, doc! I just forgot that I've got Alzheimer's!"

AstraZeneca Controversy Costs Lives

"Our operators are all busy. You are second in the queue."

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

Dr. Smith Fear, Nose and Throat. Oh my!! You should be scared to death, Frank!

Psychologist warns patient about his fish. 'Careful...the gold one is passive-aggressive.'

I can't think of anything more embarrassing than wearing one of these stupid gowns.

Waiting room scene and signs that say 'Dr. Ooze's Clinic - As seen on TV.'