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'No - two weeks next Thursday with Doctor Barnes will be fine.'

Providing Healthcare For All

'Let me guess...it's contagious!'

"It's interpret-your-own-test-results day today."

"..Your analysis and medication would be perfect if you were a goat."

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

In the shaving cut operating room of a hospital.

"Take one three times a day and come back in 43 years."

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

"Are you sure you don't want to try just one miracle drug before you die?"

"Good?"

Patient after an appendix operation

'You have a harmless but highly irritating form of nervous disorder we call D.Y.I. - Diagnosing Yourself on the Internet.'

"You'll be discharged quickly after surgery and placed in our mobile recovery unit: a taxi home."

'We're moving you from intensive care to intensive billing.'

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

Coma for twenty years

AstraZeneca Controversy Costs Lives

"Our operators are all busy. You are second in the queue."

"Thanks for reminding me, doc! I just forgot that I've got Alzheimer's!"

'You'll never live to regret it!'

'Regarding the surgery you just had - I hope you have a good sense of humour.'

'I think he'll be okay. He had a mild brush stroke.'

A woman stops at a building directory sign for Centers for Diseases.

Psychologist warns patient about his fish. 'Careful...the gold one is passive-aggressive.'

'Why am I here, nurse? I just wanted a replacement for my organ.'