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Jerry was such a copycat.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Better luck next time, kid."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Stupid Microwave

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"I lost the groove."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

The quarantine self cut.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Mummy Musician

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

Tortoise and the Hare

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

A man playing on an elephant

Snake charming the telephone.

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

"Look! I can imitate you!"

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

Canoe Carriers

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"I have to know how it's done."

Tuba Music