Mimic Magician Gifts

Jerry was such a copycat.

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

If Disney was a software company

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Stupid Microwave

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"I lost the groove."

Concert pianist with a clockwork piano.

Graduation day at Telekinesis School.

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

The quarantine self cut.

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Vets: 'That's funny, he was here a minute ago.'

Mummy Musician

Tortoise and the Hare

What are you going to do with your face masks when we no longer need them?

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

'What's the poule ding?' 'Roast chicken. The ding is the sound of the microwave.'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Canoe Carriers

'Thaw for 24 hours. They should have told me that yesterday.'

A man playing on an elephant

Snake charming the telephone.

Tweet

Moses conducts the Red Sea orchestra.

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

"Condense this down to a series of memes and we'll take another look at it."

"Steve found it hard to express his feelings."

"Look! I can imitate you!"

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

"I have to know how it's done."